{"id":144,"date":"2012-01-25T12:09:53","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T19:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2012-01-25T12:09:53","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T19:09:53","slug":"the-pig-rode-a-horse-in-my-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"The Pig Rode a Horse In My Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a dream I was at <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\/place?oe=utf-8&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=bear+creek+stables&amp;fb=1&amp;gl=us&amp;hq=bear+creek+stables&amp;hnear=0x808e4ac44c7e3fa9:0x8308c887d40b56cc,Saratoga,+CA&amp;cid=12004292154929424581\">Bear Creek Stables<\/a> and I saw a pig riding a horse! It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen!\u00c2\u00a0 The pig was screaming &#8220;<em>TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!<\/em>&#8221; and the horse was singing &#8220;<em>Ladidadidadida!<\/em>&#8221; and they were trotting straight towards me.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought they might stop as they came closer, but it appeared they wanted to run me over!\u00c2\u00a0 I quickly climbed into the back of my truck (that I had bought in the middle of nowhere) and I quickly drove over a cliff!\u00c2\u00a0 THEN I LANDED IN QUICK SAND!!!\u00c2\u00a0 Then I remembered I had a built-in propeller in the bottom of my truck and I used it to<span style=\"color: #888888;\"> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">burst out of the sand!\u00c2\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">But then there were a bunch of trees in my way and the pig and horse were catching up!\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #800000;\">So I used the propeller to cut down a pathway among the trees that were in my way <\/span>and I was about to escape when I landed in a <span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">PIT OF <span style=\"color: #993300;\">FIERY<\/span> LAVA! I HAD TO POUR WATER ONTO THE LAVA TO MAKE A PATHWAY OUT OF OBSIDIAN!<span style=\"color: #00ffff;\"> I had finally made a pathway through the lava on my way to the other side and that&#8217;s when I woke up. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a dream I was at Bear Creek Stables and I saw a pig riding a horse! It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen!\u00c2\u00a0 The pig was screaming &#8220;TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!&#8221; and the horse was singing &#8220;Ladidadidadida!&#8221; and they were trotting straight towards me.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought they might stop as they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-my-sleep","tag-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150,"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions\/150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ford.sicore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}