The Pig Rode a Horse In My Dream

Last night I had a dream I was at Bear Creek Stables and I saw a pig riding a horse! It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen!  The pig was screaming “TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!” and the horse was singing “Ladidadidadida!” and they were trotting straight towards me.  I thought they might stop as they came closer, but it appeared they wanted to run me over!  I quickly climbed into the back of my truck (that I had bought in the middle of nowhere) and I quickly drove over a cliff!  THEN I LANDED IN QUICK SAND!!!  Then I remembered I had a built-in propeller in the bottom of my truck and I used it to burst out of the sand!  But then there were a bunch of trees in my way and the pig and horse were catching up!    So I used the propeller to cut down a pathway among the trees that were in my way and I was about to escape when I landed in a PIT OF FIERY LAVA! I HAD TO POUR WATER ONTO THE LAVA TO MAKE A PATHWAY OUT OF OBSIDIAN! I had finally made a pathway through the lava on my way to the other side and that’s when I woke up.

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