Circuitboard Circuit

Yesterday I installed a calibration mod for Minecraft 1.0.0. It is a mod where you get every single item in the game in creative (including hidden silverfish, end portal, end portal frame, the removed locked chests and you even get an aether portal and a hammer of Notch!). Theres tons of new mobs. There are even dungeons with bosses inside them! There are weird plane-like things that are actually giant sky-whales and there are tornado mobs that, once you go near them, they push you and launch you up into the air! There are giant kingdoms that have angels inside of them. You have to get 10 victory medals to fight them and they have giant spear-like weapons! I think they are lances, though. There are floating islands and clouds and you can even break through and walk on the clouds. Some clouds are bouncy and springy; others you just fall onto them and you sink down one block—but you don’t fall out of it! There are cows and pigs with golden wings and, if you put a saddle on a pig, you can fly around!

Today in this day in Minecraft I was wandering around the world and I found an awesome mountain that had giant caves that burst out of it and it was next to an npc village! I was suggesting that I would use my piston patch mod to shoot sand and gravel and drown the village and the villagers in sand and gravel; but that would be too evil so I decided to live at the village because I was in survival mode and I didn’t have a home. So I used singleplayer commands mod to spawn a diamond sword and chain armor and fight of monsters at night. When I was killing a spider I fell into a huge cave. I quickly tried to launch myself out with a piston, but a creeper was too close to me. I decided to kill myself and respawn, but I would lose all my xp orbs that I gathered, and I had thousands of them! So I decided to use the command killall and it worked! I went back home and I saw that my house was mysteriously smaller! I decided to go to bed and wake up in the morning. The next day I woke up endlessly falling in the void, a victim of a glitch in the program. I died immediately and respawned in my village and it appeared to be my minecraft birthday! In Minecraft years I am thirthysomething years old. The End.