Last night I had a dream I was at Bear Creek Stables and I saw a pig riding a horse! It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen! The pig was screaming “TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!” and the horse was singing “Ladidadidadida!” and they were trotting straight towards me. I thought they might stop as they came closer, but it appeared they wanted to run me over! I quickly climbed into the back of my truck (that I had bought in the middle of nowhere) and I quickly drove over a cliff! THEN I LANDED IN QUICK SAND!!! Then I remembered I had a built-in propeller in the bottom of my truck and I used it to burst out of the sand! But then there were a bunch of trees in my way and the pig and horse were catching up!   So I used the propeller to cut down a pathway among the trees that were in my way and I was about to escape when I landed in a PIT OF FIERY LAVA! I HAD TO POUR WATER ONTO THE LAVA TO MAKE A PATHWAY OUT OF OBSIDIAN! I had finally made a pathway through the lava on my way to the other side and that’s when I woke up.
The Pig Rode a Horse In My Dream
January 25th, 2012Real Life Minecon Cape!
January 24th, 2012Last November in Las Vegas, Minecraft held a convention and we were lucky enough to go. It was called Minecon. Everybody who went to this convention got an in-game red creeper face Minecon cape! They were a huge hit. After the convention, people who hadn’t gone kept asking me whether I could get them a cape. Of course, I can’t them in-game Minecon capes…
So Today I will be making a real life Minecon cape! It will be the red creeper face one! How I will make it: first I will cut out a piece of red felt. Then I will cut out darker red pieces of felt and sew them on to fashion a creeper face. After that, I will sew on strings of fabric to tie it around my neck so I can wear the cape. Done. I might use the sewing machine because it takes less time. If you leave a comment here, let me know whether you’d like one, too. It will cost you $10, which will include shipping. I’ll make you a cape and mail it to you! You can even ask me if you want to have a different design cape or a multicolor Minecon cape!
The Survival Minecraft Test
January 20th, 2012There was once a removed version of Minecraft classic called the survival test. It is kind of odd but fun, because when you kill a pig, it drops 1, 2 or 3 brown mushrooms. Brown mushrooms heal your health when you eat them. There are also red mushrooms that take away health. Creepers have melee so when they die they blow up. Zombies wear iron armor. The survival test is fun, because when you die you can generate a new world. Or, the game breaks, which, when it breaks, it is not fun at all because you sometimes have to restart the page.
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My cat Issac is so funny. When I was scratching him today he farted, and he was freaked out by the sound of him farting! It was so hilarious! He did it five or six times!
